ambisinistrous-and-asinine:

starkid challenge - nine characters [9/9] draco malfoy

You must be Harry Potter, the famous bastard. My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?

kazamakirito:

dragondicks:

frenchdad:

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

MY BRAIN IS ACTUALLY STRUGGLING TO COMPREHEND HOW MANY HUGE DOGS THERE ARE IN ONE PLACE ITS LIKE IN A VIDEOGAME WHEN YOU SPAWN A BUNCH OF STUFF GOD

this is what heaven looks like

acutelesbian:

in high school creative writing we had to recreate a fairy tale and modernize it so i took rumplestiltskin and named it rumplepimpskin and it was about a pimp who bought the miller’s daughter because her dad said she could turn dirt into cocaine.

i got an A.

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

hometalia-that-is-all:

nekrfa:

i like how its englAND scotLAND ireLAND

wales

Every family has a Rebel

I love how the flags looks pretty normal:

England:

Scotland:

Ireland:

and then WALES with a motherfucking DRAGON:

whatshouldwecallme:

whatshouldwecallme:

whatshouldwecallme:

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

whatshouldwecallme: